| MAD LIB MADNESS ARHGEG |
[Nov. 27th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bored | ] |
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| | BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE | ] |
I enjoy long, shitty walks on the beach, getting squatted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with mexicans. I really like piña coladas mixed with diarrhea juice, and romantic, candle-lit gangster mixtapes. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Penis Man Johnson. I travel frequently, especially to your mothers house, when I am not busy with work. (I am a garbage man.) I am looking for tuft of pubes and beauty in the form of a NON GINGER goddess. She should have the physique of Karen Carpenter and the fart sandwich of your mother. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my pubes as thick as slim jims. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more shitty.
hurry the fuck up. |
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| residoodoo |
[Aug. 24th, 2008|11:25 pm] |
with the whole crowd singing along...shit's epic. |
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| My Evil Twin has no voice just sound of helicopters crashings |
[Mar. 26th, 2008|03:08 pm] |
Fuck, I don't want to go to work. Guess I'll be laaaaaaaaate as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk. What's DJ going to say "Oh, you're late, even though you weren't suppose to work tonight"
Yeah, no didn't think so. Going to roll real smooth to Jekyll today.
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| The more I think about it |
[Mar. 20th, 2008|02:36 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | The Pretenders - Brass in Pocket | ] |
the more I realize I fucking hate Lil Wayne. Man can't fucking rap.
Like OoOoOo it's goin' down in this bitch
Like a boxer in the first round in this bitch
1-800 I will dick you down in this bitch
Uptown in this bitch don't make a sound in this shhhhh
Now let me whisper in ya ear every single word your little ear wanna hear
Flip ya body over have no fear
Can I put my tongue here until you tear?
Cry baby cry baby suck yo momma titty
You know I like 'em old I might have yo momma with me
I like your girlfriend and your girlfriendses
Honor my pole like a flag on the end bitch
what the fuck is that? He rhymes like every now and then, pretty much just talks through his verses and just goes "ohh" and "ahh" and "shhhahhsdfgsdfg" like hes fucking jacking off while recording. Then when he does rhyme its like he cant make a coherent narrative.
I dunno, just sorta realized I hated him ever since Charlie and Caleb thought saying "Show me my opponent" and jamming some potato chips in your mouth and saying it again was "So fucking tight". |
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| lordy lord, lord. |
[Feb. 20th, 2008|01:07 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Weezer - El Scorcho | ] |
wow, just wow. |
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| Hats up, Horse Chicks down |
[Jan. 27th, 2008|04:51 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | The Get-Up Kids - Impossible Outcome | ] |
Jim Jone's People's Temple lunchbox, A+ in the bag.
Now maybe a 4'10" girl will come and do all the complicated stuff for me? |
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| It's coming together in relative ways |
[Jan. 24th, 2008|11:28 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Radiohead - My Iron Lung | ] |
Positive 1
I got invited into Phi Theta Kappa(actual greek spelling and/or letters may vary) honors society at school, I.E. I get 100,000 more scholarships(as in a possible 3 mil.) when I transfer and I automatically get a recommendation from them.
Positive 2
Also while (accidentally) enrolling in SCAD, I found out they seek out PTK members over regular transferee's. They also offer a $10,000 scholarship to people in PTK or get a 24 on their ACT(25 dawg woo). So hopefully next Fall I'll be chillin like a straight thug in Savannah. |
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| This is my....Companda. |
[Jan. 14th, 2008|01:10 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | your face, bitch | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Blood Brothers - Red Blooded American Girl | ] |
So I went to MICHAEL'S today after work to get some (f)art supplies. $40 and I couldn't get a fucking square piece of black paper. Whats that shit? I mean I MacGyever'ed this huge black piece into a few ragged 12-ish by 12-ish inch pieces. They are pretty fucked up though, if these pieces of paper were veterans of a war, they would be Vietnam veterans. So just get a good mental image of Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump...yeah my papers are THAT fucking hardcore stone cold rough.
FACT: On the snowboarding trip, you stay in a Super 8.
FACT: Super 8 eats babies.
MANDALAY,I'VE COME AFLAME!
Reader Responses are so fucking lame.
I hate it...I hate it so bad. |
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| well fuck that you fucking cunt. |
[Jan. 11th, 2008|02:03 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | hell | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Wu-Tang Clan - Life Changes | ] |
I already don't like my English teacher. We have to do reader responses to the shit we read. The problem is she wants us to fucking write about how we feel and how the story makes us recount past events and important people in our life....okay. It might not be that much of a stretch if I wasn't reading,say, ANCIENT CHINESE FUCKING EPICS. How the hell is a story about a fucking immoral stone monkey suppose to make me reflect on days past? On top of that, it requires 3 chapters per class, 1 page per chapter. We meet 3 times a week, 3 pages per class.....thats 9 pages a week for like 4 months. I'm not made of printer paper and ink cartridges, asshole. Also the text book is actually three books bundled together, whatever anyone of you 5, still active, LJ users do, don't take World Lit 2.
Oh and did I mention shes a bitch?
So lets see, now I get like 6 hours of sleep, get to wake up and listen to Mr.LeMeiux talk himself in circles for 50 minutes, while answering only 3 questions. Actually there were those rare occasions in Art History where he'd fuckin score a streak of answers without merrily jumping into philosophy.
but yeah fuck her and her ridiculous MLA loving ass. Time to get back to associating people I know to stone monkeys and guys with 1000 eyes.
"Everything has to be typed in my class"
Well how about you lose some weight bitch.
Okay, I take back that last part, she can't help it. |
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| that bitch is crazzzzzzzzzzy, she brought her babbbbby |
[Jan. 9th, 2008|05:56 pm] |
Sick as a motherfucker on the third day of school, righteous. It feels like someone is squeezing my eyeballs and I cant breath AND, bitch listen close, my throat hurts.
Chad was cool and told me my shift was covered for the night, so I didn't have to drive to Zachry's and stand around feeling like shit. So I get to lay in bed and listen to that new Wu-Tang shit all night. |
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| Ill drive my car into the ocean |
[Nov. 28th, 2007|04:00 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | The Pixies - Wave of Mutilation | ] |
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation.
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| I'm drinking cement like its going out of style |
[Oct. 27th, 2006|04:46 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Ghostface Killah - Big Girl | ] |
WTF is this?
Just take it all in. The subtle nuances of sucking on an amputees leg stub with a toilet seat around your neck. SOLID GOLD. |
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| Thanks baby |
[Oct. 5th, 2006|12:29 am] |
Opening Credits:
ODB - Got Your Money
Waking Up:
Lagwagon - Dinner and a Movie
First Day At School:
Hellacopters - Teenagers from Mars
Falling In Love:
The Icarus Line - Kill Cupid With a Nail File
Fight Song:
The Blood Brothers - Huge, Gold AK-47
Breaking Up:
The Jonbenet - Dramarama
Prom:
Mellow - Paris Sous la Neige
Life's OK:
Alucard - The Month of Mars
Mental Breakdown:
The Kidnap Soundtrack - Open Mouth Orentation
Driving:
Hot Water Music - Radio
Flashback:
Tupac - California Love
Getting Back Together:
GWAR - Saddam a Go-go
Wedding:
Dinosaur Jr. - Whatever's cool with me
Birth of Child:
The Roots - Episodes
Final Battle:
Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight
Death Scene:
My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes
Funeral Song:
The Strokes - Hard to Explain
End Credits:
Beastie Boys - So Whatcha Want |
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| mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn fuck |
[Sep. 25th, 2006|12:07 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Grace Gale - Tijuana vs. Albuquerque | ] |
okay I didnt know AJ so it didnt bother me.
But I knew Jacob so when I got home from morning class today and my mom calls me crying that Jacob got killed in a car accident, that did bother me. I knew Jacob since 4th grade and I worked with him for about 9 months and we always screwed around and had a good time even when we were working. He was so stoked about going to college and wanted to be a real estate agent in Miami so he could make "mad stacks". We always played a game about trying to use the word 'box' in an obscene manner.....anyways.... that shits fucked up, thats not some peaceful way to go,a car accident. Normally shit doesnt bother me, but that does, and yeah it is because I knew him, duh. And yet here comes the ever-repeating question for this kind of situation..."why him?". I swear to god he was the most ambitious dude I knew, he had his shit planned out, and he was always funny and always in a good mood. No one really deserves to die, but some people should be indestructable until later in life. If he wasnt gone Id probably only see Jacob when he came to work on the holidays for extra coin since he was going to UGA and apparently was on his way back to Athens when this happened, him and Matt McCormick. But I still liked him and I think its fucked up. Im not like freaking out or anything, I just have that painful knot in my stomach and I feel like crap. |
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| Dress it in drag, dress it in drag |
[Aug. 11th, 2006|02:45 am] |
Okay so, heres a new hobby.
Meet some random person in an AIM chatroom and offer cybering with them.
Then total ruin the "mood" by fucking around, all the while watching them get all serious about it.
Anywho, went to see Sara after school today and chilled with her all afternoon then I went and kicked it with Caleb all night and....here I am now. Probably gonna follow the same pattern except Im probably practicing with Kyle tomorrow for Saturday and Saras spendin the night and shit and Im gonna stick it in her LEAF BLOWER OOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYY, okay thats a joke, but(tsex) seriously it'll be badass(ramming) tomorrow night. love ya baby.
Well Im fucking exhausted, been busy since I've gotten back word son?
I really wanna go to Japan
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| relay for abortion |
[Jul. 26th, 2006|05:15 am] |
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I'll fly out to Montana. I've heard it's quite quiet way out past the electric lines. Out where no one will ever know my name. |
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